Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Buzz buzz

Yesterday I was walking to the mailbox, noting how lovely all of nature was. I reached into my mailbox and pulled out a stack of letters. On the corner of the pile was a yellow and black blur, before I could get a fix on it I felt a sharp pain on the webbing between my thumb and forefinger. I was victimized by a senseless act of violence. A wasp or bee or whatever had committed a heinous act of naked aggression. The bee or wasp is only a small part of the larger problem. The axis of insect evil!

This will not stand! Nature will feel my wrath! I will chop down the tree cause it harbors evil doers. I wonder what it will cost to dome my property.


It must have been a radioactive bee. All evening I felt my strength and agility increase exponentially, matched only by my cruelty.

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